a strange parody

In our neighborhood rich homeowners have huge stashes of candy. They earned those stashes by working hard. Some people want that candy and they want to give it to people who do not work. They think everyone deserves candy. They want control of it so everyone can have some.

Sadly on Oct 31 of every year "the system" coerces that candy from the rich and places it firmly in the hands of those looking for a handout. You are likely thinking to yourself that these wealthy candy owners should simply keep their candy or hide it in tax advantaged IRA's ... but its not that simple. For one thing it is not legal to put candy in tax advantaged IRA's. Who do you think is responsible for that? Worse, this candy is taken by a CIVILIAN POLICE FORCE OF SUPERHEROS, ALIENS AND GHOSTS. And you wonder why immigration is such a big issue? Residents are cornered by this mob and then they are asked questions ... the right KIND of questions. They are helpless in the face of the onslaught. To make matters worse this civilian police force is staffed mostly by children. These children sometimes come alone but they are often led by complicit adult offenders -- These adults may even be our own neighbors.

This egregious exhibition of wealth redistribution occurs mere days before critical national elections. Make no mistake. This scheme is designed with one purpose in mind. Who do you think the beneficiaries of this redistribution scheme will overwhelmingly vote for?

THINK ABOUT IT PEOPLE!!! For the sake of the youth and before its too late FIGHT THE SYSTEM... Next year hide your hard earned candy. They are coming for it and days later they will vote their candy filled pumpkins.