I know times are tough but since when is "Roof" a feature of a home. From a listing I have in front of me .. ahem ...

Features: Dishwasher, Disposal, Range/Oven, Cooling System, Fire Alarm, Heating System, Roof, Garage, Parking, Patio

And also doesn't garage in most places imply parking? See what I am not telling you here is that this same home happens to include tile floors, granite counter tops, hard wood floors, nice fixtures etc. There is no need to tell me you have a roof. I know this already.

While we are at it, we should add: Walls, Floors, Rooms etc. Of course the lack of a roof would give a whole new meaning to "open floor plan" ...

There has to be a best of Real Estate listings out there ... can someone direct me?