So the Cincinnati Bengals have the ball 1st and goal at the 1 yard line. I have Chad Johnson (WR) and Rudi Johnson (RB). Chances are they are going to hand the ball off to Rudi a few times until he gets in the end zone.

What happens?

1 yd touchdown pass to Houshmandzadeh (who has become the goto receiver over Johnson -- what happened to Top 5 fantasy lock at WR Chad Johnson?).

(tears his hair out) ...