Author Dan Brown was back in court on Tuesday to answer claims he plagiarized the work of two historians for his best-seller "The Da Vinci Code" about which Mark Shea points out that nobody sues a World War II historian for stealing the idea that Hitler invaded Poland.

So is this suit tantamount to admitting the whole premise is fictional? Oh, wait a second, everyone keeps reminding me that it IS in fact fiction. Silly me.